Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety

Plaxico wins the award for FOOL MOVE of the Year! When the guy played in Pittsburgh for the Steelers he lived just down the street from my mom. He seemed reasonable, I mean he had the white on white on white Mercedes for his girlfriend, and the requisite Hummer and a Pick Up that was jacked up about two stories high, but that's normal for a young NFL star. I mean Big Ben Rothlisberger lived across the street as well and though his trucks weren't as big he rode a motorcycle without a helmet and crashed (almost making him Big "BEEN" Rothlisberger ) so obviously stupidity runs on both sides of the racial divide when it comes to NFL superstars.

But shooting yourself in the leg at a disco requires a level of bad judgment that goes beyond the normal idiocy of these guys. So anyhow, here's another video a friend sent me that I didn't produce, but find rather funny...

Whassup! '08 - Funniest Pro-Obama Video!

I did my own video Obama Time, it was cute, but this video from Charles Stone III is da bomb! Uh-oh, all the conservative wackos are going to think this is some terrorist code because I said "da bomb" -- So scratch that, this is the shiznit! Even funnier than the Negro Hogwarts School of Magic video I posted a few days ago.

GOBAMA!

Vagina - It Just Sounds Funny

For those who have stopped through and seen more commentary than funny on the last few trips, here's something that should fall into the "funny" category. This sketch was one of the New American Negro Comedy Hour sketches that helped me land a gig on the Chappelle Show. So that let's you know how old it is.

3 black guys talking about vaginas of different ethnicities. How more politically incorrect can you get? Enjoy the Manford Ray Show.

Racism Is Over! Didn't You Get the Memo?

My... my... my... What a week! Didn't Clinton supporter Geraldine Ferraro and former Obama spiritual advisor Reverend Jeremiah Wright get the news? Racism is OVER! Why even mention black or white when racism is just duh-duh-duh-done in this country?

Rev. Wright was Rev. Wrong! Geraldine Ferraro was Genuine Bizarro. Both for the simple reason we American's don't see black or white anymore! And the reason why these stories have been so huge in the national news cycle is that the majority of us good Americans are filled with shock and awe that Ferraro and Rev. Wright didn't get the memo. You say neither did you? Well, here's a copy:

Memo To: America
Subject: Race in America
From: The Powers That Be

You as a good American will no longer see Race. Racism is dead.

Sincerely,

The Powers That Be

Isn't that wonderful? No longer do we have to "Fight the Powers That Be" as Public Enemy once suggested in their lyrics. We have the memo.

The question is, what should you do when you encounter someone who did not get the "Racism is Dead; American's Don't See Color" memo? Do what I do, let them know about it. Carry copies to hand out when needed.

For example, the other day I was on an elevator by myself, the doors opened and a woman (possibly white but I'm not sure because as per memo I no longer see color) looked afraid to get on with me. I told her, "Hey, didn't you get the memo?"

I handed her a copy which she quickly read. Next thing I knew we were alone on the elevator and spent our time between P1 and floor 28 talking about the weather and Brittany Spears.

I've given the memo to bankers to get "unapproved" loans changed to "approved." I've given the memo to a Maitre D' and gone from a table by the kitchen to being seated up front by the window. I've even given the memo to black women who only date white guys and gotten laid! (Yes the memo was released long before I got married or even met my future wife!)

My experience is that when shown the memo, most American's obey the memo. We just need to get the memo around to as many of our fellow Americans as possible.

Hot Exercise Aid (N.A.N. Sketch)

An old skit from the New American Negro Comedy Hour. Exercise aid, that Big Black Dick. Scroll down for more serious and political rants.